February 21, 2008
Image: This just in…the Fires of Hell
Last Sunday I was really fired up and gave the hellfire and damnation sermon.
I started: “Whoever wants to go to Heaven stand up.” Everyone rose to their feet. “Right” I said. “Sit Down.” Everyone took their seats. I continued: “Whoever wants to go to Hell stand up.” Nobody moved. Then from the choir Liam stood up. “Liam!” I exclaimed, “you don’t want to go to Hell do you?” “No Father,” came the reply, “but I didn’t like to see you standing there by yourself.”